Pocketful of Peens: December 18th 2012
Auld Lang Syne. Peens No Longer Mine […]
Auld Lang Syne. Peens No Longer Mine […]
Dear Arthur, My girlfriend is beautiful, funny, outgoing, and overall just amazing… but there is this one thing. She has a terrible habit of farting in front of me and I’m not talking cute baby […]
By Gary Dowell www.movieink.net When The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring arrived in theaters in 2001 it marked a watershed moment in film: It was the first big-budget live action fantasy […]
Dear Arthur, My husband’s always working late. How do I tell him that it is really affecting me? The cultural significance of this question hints at an even larger problem eating away at the backhands […]
By Ethan Harmon The Battle of Garriston has been lost. The Prism is losing his control of his powers and the world around him is crumbling to pieces. The Color Prince and his army of […]
Six kids sentenced to a gloomy Saturday in detention…sound familiar? Well, trust me, it’s like no other movie you’ve ever seen. Bad Kids Go to Hell is set at Crestview Academy where six students serving […]
Your Unofficial Guide to the Worst Christmas Songs Ever […]
To eDate or not to eDate? That is the question I’ve been struggling with since my departure into the land of perpetual dating. Is it kind of desperate and a last resort? Or is it […]
Dear Arthur, How do I tell my girlfriend that I hate her dog? Now don’t get me wrong I don’t hate all dogs, just hers. “Sir Barkslot” is constantly yapping and jumping on everything and […]
Chopard Mille Miglia Gt XL Chrono ($9,230) You put on this watch and suddenly your more attractive, funny right? U-Boat Classico U-1001 Limited Edition ($5,100) You pick good watch comrade. Graham Silverstone Tourbillograph ($43,000) Slap […]
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