Six kids sentenced to a gloomy Saturday in detention…sound familiar? Well, trust me, it’s like no other movie you’ve ever seen. Bad Kids Go to Hell is set at Crestview Academy where six students serving […]
Your Unofficial Guide to the Worst Christmas Songs Ever […]
To eDate or not to eDate? That is the question I’ve been struggling with since my departure into the land of perpetual dating. Is it kind of desperate and a last resort? Or is it […]
Dear Arthur, How do I tell my girlfriend that I hate her dog? Now don’t get me wrong I don’t hate all dogs, just hers. “Sir Barkslot” is constantly yapping and jumping on everything and […]
Chopard Mille Miglia Gt XL Chrono ($9,230) You put on this watch and suddenly your more attractive, funny right? U-Boat Classico U-1001 Limited Edition ($5,100) You pick good watch comrade. Graham Silverstone Tourbillograph ($43,000) Slap […]
(0-3 months) I like you but not that much MAX BUDGET: $25 Socialite Girl: Gund Philbin 18” Bear $24.36 Adventure Girl: The Complete Kama Sutra $14.04 Hippy Girl: Uni-Corn Corn Holders $7.00 […]
By Chris Patterson / [email protected] K aren Civil is not your typical blogger. Her procurement of a position at multimillion dollar headphone juggernaut Beats by Dr. Dre, access to hip hop’s luminous power players, […]
No two artists are the same, even when one of the artists is a well-seasoned road warrior that has been compared to Lyle Lovett, Ray LaMontagne and rock icon Bruce Springsteen. Such is the life […]
The best way for alcoholics to spend Christmas is hand-in-hand with an old friend. Find the wino in denial in your life and buy accordingly. […]
This Christmas it’s time to put away the Xbox 360 and Call of Duty and start asking for things that make you look more like the man and not a man…on the couch…with Cheetos stuck to his shirt. […]
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