By Cote Bailey Mark “See Ya in Argentina” Sanford The former South Carolina governor wanted to spice up his life, but instead of heading to Chipotle he decided to start banging Argentinean journalist Maria […]
By Ethan Harmon Obama’s Side Honestly, I was a little worried about this election for a while. After Romney started picking up steam, I thought I might have to try and pull out all of […]
By Ethan Harmon Well, I was going to get my butler to write this speech for me, but I outsourced his job last week, so I guess I’m on my own on this one. Look, […]
The Cockblocking Wingman With A Girlfriend […]
Dear Arthur, What are some telltale signs that your girlfriend is cheating on you? Signed, She probably is Sometimes people are better at relationships and other times people are better at sex. If you […]
By David Goodspeed If I were told today to choose only one vehicle that I would drive for the rest of my life – not knowing what the rest of my life would entail – […]
By Geoff Case The Dallas Mavericks ended last season getting swept by the much younger Oklahoma City Thunder. It seemed that all the clutch end of the game sequences that the 2011 title team was […]
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