The Answer Guy: October 30th 2012

Dear Arthur,

What are some telltale signs that your girlfriend is cheating on you?

Signed, She probably is


Sometimes people are better at relationships and other times people are better at sex. If you can find someone who is the perfect balance of the two, than by all means keep that person in your life! The majority of cheaters in the world have reached a comfortable acceptance with their shitty relationships, but are living sexually unfulfilling lives.

It’s like watching an romantic comedy, where the “romantic” part has been omitted as we slowly watch two self-serving idiots dance around the obvious conclusion to their lonely lives. The telltale sign of infidelity is most cases boils down to boredom

A lot of advice columnist will state that everything revolves around communication breakdowns and there was a time I would agree, however I’ve had sex since than!  I come with new levels of insight!

Many of us can fake our way through a relationship. We know the rules of engagement when it comes to the male-female dynamic. Yet, surprisingly most people are bored with their sex lives especially if they’ve been with their partner for a long period of time. There is a reason why the erotic thriller Fifty Shades of Grey, which is filled with sexual episodes of sexual dominance and bondage, has sold over 40 million copies world wide.  That reason is that people long for the escapism of sexual fantasies that are dipped within the taboo and unorthodox.

Being good at sex is like saying you’re good at relationships, it’s BORING and lacks imagination! A woman wants you to bring out that naughty side of her.