By Vivian Fullerlove Artist, cartoonist, set designer, illustrator, Wayne White is a Renaissance man in every sense imaginable. Whether you recognize the name or not, you have most certainly grown up knowing his work. White […]
By Cote Bailey Mark “See Ya in Argentina” Sanford The former South Carolina governor wanted to spice up his life, but instead of heading to Chipotle he decided to start banging Argentinean journalist Maria […]
By Ethan Harmon Obama’s Side Honestly, I was a little worried about this election for a while. After Romney started picking up steam, I thought I might have to try and pull out all of […]
By Ethan Harmon Well, I was going to get my butler to write this speech for me, but I outsourced his job last week, so I guess I’m on my own on this one. Look, […]
The Cockblocking Wingman With A Girlfriend […]
Dear Arthur, What are some telltale signs that your girlfriend is cheating on you? Signed, She probably is Sometimes people are better at relationships and other times people are better at sex. If you […]
By Ethan Harmon As the month of October enters its final days, a craze runs rampant throughout the streets. Carved pumpkins are illuminated with candles and placed on display on porches. Sinister depictions of […]
By Ethan Harmon Independent films have a very love-it-or-hate-it relationship with audiences. Movies like The Master and Arbitrage score big with critics, but let-downs like Killer Joe leave a bad taste in the mouth, making […]
when the sh!t hits the fan […]
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