If All Else Fails, Gett’em Drunk
The best way for alcoholics to spend Christmas is hand-in-hand with an old friend. Find the wino in denial in your life and buy accordingly. […]
The best way for alcoholics to spend Christmas is hand-in-hand with an old friend. Find the wino in denial in your life and buy accordingly. […]
This Christmas it’s time to put away the Xbox 360 and Call of Duty and start asking for things that make you look more like the man and not a man…on the couch…with Cheetos stuck to his shirt. […]
Missteps of a Country Boy’s Two Step […]
Dear Arthur, I think my fiancée is marrying me for my money. She is constantly shopping and expecting me to shower her with gifts and my family and friends have started to take notice. They […]
Freddy on Films Forget that the dismal misstep of Quantum of Solace ever occurred. Totally wipe it from history. The old 007 is back. First time Bond director Sam Mendes takes you on a non-stop […]
I Hate This Part With my surge in dating this past year, there are several moments in the dating rat race I loathe. Anticipating these moments upsets my stomach and makes me squirm. You’d think […]
Dear Arthur, My best friend is plowing my girlfriend. Yep, it sucks. The worst part is that they don’t know that I know. So to get even I slept with his mom, but it didn’t […]
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