Little Bummer Boy
Your Unofficial Guide to the Worst Christmas Songs Ever […]
Entertainment
Popping the Virtual Cherry
To eDate or not to eDate? That is the question I’ve been struggling with since my departure into the land of perpetual dating. Is it kind of desperate and a last resort? Or is it […]
The Answer Guy: December 4th 2012
Dear Arthur, How do I tell my girlfriend that I hate her dog? Now don’t get me wrong I don’t hate all dogs, just hers. “Sir Barkslot” is constantly yapping and jumping on everything and […]
In Time For Christmas
Chopard Mille Miglia Gt XL Chrono ($9,230) You put on this watch and suddenly your more attractive, funny right? U-Boat Classico U-1001 Limited Edition ($5,100) You pick good watch comrade. Graham Silverstone Tourbillograph ($43,000) Slap […]
Girlfriend Gift Timeline
(0-3 months) I like you but not that much MAX BUDGET: $25 Socialite Girl: Gund Philbin 18” Bear $24.36 Adventure Girl: The Complete Kama Sutra $14.04 Hippy Girl: Uni-Corn Corn Holders $7.00 […]
Civil Disobedience
By Chris Patterson / cpatterson@blitzweekly.com K aren Civil is not your typical blogger. Her procurement of a position at multimillion dollar headphone juggernaut Beats by Dr. Dre, access to hip hop’s luminous power players, […]
Jay Nash: On the Move
No two artists are the same, even when one of the artists is a well-seasoned road warrior that has been compared to Lyle Lovett, Ray LaMontagne and rock icon Bruce Springsteen. Such is the life […]
If All Else Fails, Gett’em Drunk
The best way for alcoholics to spend Christmas is hand-in-hand with an old friend. Find the wino in denial in your life and buy accordingly. […]
Just Suit Me
This Christmas it’s time to put away the Xbox 360 and Call of Duty and start asking for things that make you look more like the man and not a man…on the couch…with Cheetos stuck to his shirt. […]