Nick Offerman: Bits O’ Wisdom

December 22, 2015

Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it. Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing. I’m opposed to a lot of the time that we as […]

Horrorscopes: December 2015

December 1, 2015

It’s a new month and nothing will make things worse than reading your Horrorscope. Some of these Horrorscopes might actually happen and if it’s you… that really sucks, but hey; it’s your life and who […]

Norm MacDonald: Bits O’ Wisdom

November 24, 2015

There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion. With the computer and stuff, the […]

Horrorscopes: November 2015

November 1, 2015

It’s a new month and nothing will make things worse than reading your Horrorscope. Some of these Horrorscopes might actually happen and if it’s you… that really sucks, but hey; it’s your life and who […]

Jonah Hill: Bits O’ Wisdom

October 21, 2015

It’s always better to shock people and change people’s expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. I assume everything I do in life is gonna be a failure, and then […]

What a Girl Wants

October 21, 2015

A Guide to Treating Her Right By Kendra Kinion Are you having trouble comprehending the most complicated human discovery otherwise known as women? As a woman I am the first to admit that females are […]

Horrorscopes: October 2015

October 1, 2015

It’s a new month and nothing will make things worse than reading your Horoscope. Some of these Horoscopes might actually happen and if it’s you… that really sucks, but hey; it’s your life and who […]

Amy Schumer: Bits O’ Wisdom

September 23, 2015

I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don’t think you can rise […]

Will Ferrell: Bits O’ Wisdom

August 20, 2015

I live by ‘earnin’ and burnin’ meaning, I like to make money and spend it before I even have it. That’s the way I live my life. There’s always going to be someone as funny […]

Andy Samberg: Bits O’ Wisdom

July 17, 2015

If I had a penny for every strange look I’ve gotten from strangers on the street I’d have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you’re dealing with pennies. All great men […]

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