RYNO One Wheel Motorcycle
Tired of those pesky douches on Segways thinking that they own the cul-de-sac? Well give them the or proverbial “up yours” when you pull out the RYNO One Wheel Motorcycle. This thing looks like something that the bad guys on Blade Runner would have pulled out to chase you down in. This “self-balancing” unicycle from hell goes 20 mph and can travel 30 miles on a single charge. Not bad considering your therapists office is just 10 miles away. You will definitely be king of the dweebs once you rip around the corner on this.
Price: $4,500