Aziz Ansari: Bits O’ Wisdom

Aziz Ansari drops some knowledge bombs on you. Photo Courtesy: David Shankbone
Aziz Ansari drops some knowledge bombs on you. Photo Courtesy: David Shankbone

I know my fan base is a smart group of people.

Your favorite kind of cake can’t be birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to ’cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.

MTV isn’t really my cup of tea… mainly because I hate huge pieces of shit in my tea.

At the risk of bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.