Look Out!

The hottest months of the year also produce the hottest flicks. Here is your definitive list of the most awesome movies headed your way this summer:

MIB3 (May 25)
We wonder that if this movie sucks can they take out that little doohickey and zap out our memory of it.

Snow White and the Huntsman (June 1)
This Snow White is sent to b*tch-slap Walt Disney right outta his mouse ears.

Prometheus (June 8)
Space, where no one can hear you scream…except Ridley Scott…or E.T…or Buzz Lightyear.

The Amazing Spider-Man (July 3)
First Toby Maguire, now Andrew Garfield… wow Spider-Man is getting manlier and manlier.

Ted (July 13)
Marky Mark, a talking foul-mouthed Teddy bear, and Mila Kunis – the Academy Award goes to…someone else.

Dark Knight Rises (July 20)
The Dark Knight legend may conclude with this summer’s most anticipated film, but after seeing how crappy Catwoman looks in this movie maybe she should be retired forever.

The Bourne Legacy (August 3)
What do you get when you do a Jason Bourne movie without Jason Bourne? FAIL.

Total Recall (August 3)
Attention, Attention – Spoiler alert: The girl with the three boobs WILL be in the movie.

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