AN UNUSUAL TO-GO BAG
After a man ordered food for his family at a West Seattle Subway restaurant, he went to the restroom and stayed so long his wife banged on the door asking what was taking him so long? Getting no answer and tired of waiting, she loaded the kids in their car and left. Surveillance later showed him rush through a side door with a large plastic garbage bag. And when an employee checked the toilet he discovered the commode’s water storage tank was gone.
IT’S PARTY TIME! PIG OUT!
A 911 call reporting a screaming assault in progress in the little town of China, Maine, sent four state police troopers rushing to the “crime scene,” a home situated on a pig farm. There, the farmer explained to the troopers all that noise was coming from a pen out back, which contained one male hog and five sows “in heat.”
SHE SWELLS UP AT PARTIES
Sarah Beal, 43, of Arley, Warwickshire, England, has a skin condition doctors call “Etch A Sketch condition” (formally, dermatographia). When she writes on her skin those letters and words puff up for about an hour. But despite the pain, she says that’s “cool” and a popular party trick.