Being that many of us are here at Blitz Weekly are – how can I put this delicately? – fashionably challenged or sartorially delayed, we thought it best to recruit the help of some of DFW’s most style conscious individuals. Our Justice League of Swagger is made up of luxury publicists, fashion photographers, skin care experts and reality TV stars. Prepare yourselves to read the cold hard truth about what your corduroy slacks, that Pink Floyd t-shirt, and sandals with socks says about you because our crew of closet commandos is going to get gutsy and they’re going to tough. Consider this your punch list to get you off of the chump list. A couple of you are probably going to cry a little. A change is coming.