There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
A man is only as faithful as his options.
Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.
If you’re at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems.
You know what they say, “There’s no reason to ever hit a woman.” Shit! There’s a reason to hit everybody. You just don’t do it. Shit, there’s a reason to kick an old man down a flight of stairs. You just don’t do it. Ain’t nobody above an ass-whooping.
