The Perfect Candidate?

February 2, 2012

“When are you going to learn that in presidential elections there is no such thing as the perfect candidate?” That was the response I sent a friend of mine after an email he sent me […]

The Trail of Whiskey and Cheese Whiz Tears

February 1, 2012

Gainesville, Florida used to just be a hog farm in the middle of nowhere, but thanks to football messiah Tim Tebow and Gatorade we are now featured on the map on most Clock Restaurant place […]

2-Minute Drill with Emily Jones

January 25, 2012

Name: Emily Jones Team: Fox Sports Southwest Stats: Sideline goddess and reporter for every team you actually care about, who combines a sense of humor with spot on analysis not to mention she’s waaaaaaay cooler than you. Ladies […]

Should School Teachers Be Idolized?

January 25, 2012

President Obama’s remarks last July about how teachers and not celebrities like Snooki should be idolized in this country got me thinking about who I thought were the best teachers from high school on up. […]

Kids are Evil

January 25, 2012

I love kids, especially their precociousness. Instead of asking ‘why?’, they ask ‘why not?’ ‘Why not stick my hand into a moving fan?’ Or ‘Why not see how far my foot can fit into the […]

Dressing Bad Never Felt So Good

January 18, 2012

Our society has a thing for bad boys. Genghis Khan, Teddy Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, James Dean, Clint Eastwood, John Travolta, Jack Nicholson, Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Ozzy Osbourne, Eminem, P Diddy (Bad Boy Records), Nicholas […]

Dear Advertisers, More Honest Marketing Please!

January 18, 2012

Advertisers, I beg you, please be more honest in your labeling of products. I know you are soulless, greedy money-whores, and your advertising is engineered to suppress higher brain function and elicit reptilian impulse behavior. […]

GoodBye “Dear Leader”

January 18, 2012

“They’re grieving like they knew the man.” Such was the line uttered by disgruntled and supposed conspirator ex-FBI agent Guy Banister (Ed Asner) in Oliver Stone’s JFK as he expressed disgust watching Americans grieve at […]

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