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2-Minute Drill with Emily Jones
Name: Emily Jones Team: Fox Sports Southwest Stats: Sideline goddess and reporter for every team you actually care about, who combines a sense of humor with spot on analysis not to mention she’s waaaaaaay cooler than you. Ladies […]
Should School Teachers Be Idolized?
President Obama’s remarks last July about how teachers and not celebrities like Snooki should be idolized in this country got me thinking about who I thought were the best teachers from high school on up. […]
Kids are Evil
I love kids, especially their precociousness. Instead of asking ‘why?’, they ask ‘why not?’ ‘Why not stick my hand into a moving fan?’ Or ‘Why not see how far my foot can fit into the […]
Dressing Bad Never Felt So Good
Our society has a thing for bad boys. Genghis Khan, Teddy Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, James Dean, Clint Eastwood, John Travolta, Jack Nicholson, Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Ozzy Osbourne, Eminem, P Diddy (Bad Boy Records), Nicholas […]
Dear Advertisers, More Honest Marketing Please!
Advertisers, I beg you, please be more honest in your labeling of products. I know you are soulless, greedy money-whores, and your advertising is engineered to suppress higher brain function and elicit reptilian impulse behavior. […]
GoodBye “Dear Leader”
“They’re grieving like they knew the man.” Such was the line uttered by disgruntled and supposed conspirator ex-FBI agent Guy Banister (Ed Asner) in Oliver Stone’s JFK as he expressed disgust watching Americans grieve at […]
2-Minute Drill with Robert Smith
Name: Robert Smith Team: Republic Beverage Stats: You text, email, and grovel at his feet to get into the biggest parties in Dallas. He keeps your glass full and a smile on your face emphatically setting the standard […]
January 11th 2012: Ashley
Ashley […]
SHOEbie Doobie Doo
New Balance ML574 ($74.00) This sneaker started its life out as a lower tier alternative to the iconic off-road classic 576 model, but 574 soon proved its toughness. With heavy gauge laces, American woven mesh […]