2-Minute Drill with Emily Jones

January 25, 2012

Name: Emily Jones Team: Fox Sports Southwest Stats: Sideline goddess and reporter for every team you actually care about, who combines a sense of humor with spot on analysis not to mention she’s waaaaaaay cooler than you. Ladies […]

Should School Teachers Be Idolized?

January 25, 2012

President Obama’s remarks last July about how teachers and not celebrities like Snooki should be idolized in this country got me thinking about who I thought were the best teachers from high school on up. […]

Kids are Evil

January 25, 2012

I love kids, especially their precociousness. Instead of asking ‘why?’, they ask ‘why not?’ ‘Why not stick my hand into a moving fan?’ Or ‘Why not see how far my foot can fit into the […]

Dressing Bad Never Felt So Good

January 18, 2012

Our society has a thing for bad boys. Genghis Khan, Teddy Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, James Dean, Clint Eastwood, John Travolta, Jack Nicholson, Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Ozzy Osbourne, Eminem, P Diddy (Bad Boy Records), Nicholas […]

Dear Advertisers, More Honest Marketing Please!

January 18, 2012

Advertisers, I beg you, please be more honest in your labeling of products. I know you are soulless, greedy money-whores, and your advertising is engineered to suppress higher brain function and elicit reptilian impulse behavior. […]

GoodBye “Dear Leader”

January 18, 2012

“They’re grieving like they knew the man.” Such was the line uttered by disgruntled and supposed conspirator ex-FBI agent Guy Banister (Ed Asner) in Oliver Stone’s JFK as he expressed disgust watching Americans grieve at […]

2-Minute Drill with Robert Smith

January 18, 2012

Name: Robert Smith Team: Republic Beverage Stats: You text, email, and grovel at his feet to get into the biggest parties in Dallas. He keeps your glass full and a smile on your face emphatically setting the standard […]

SHOEbie Doobie Doo

January 11, 2012

New Balance ML574 ($74.00) This sneaker started its life out as a lower tier alternative to the iconic off-road classic 576 model, but 574 soon proved its toughness. With heavy gauge laces, American woven mesh […]

Planet Hipster: A Field Guide

January 11, 2012

The Modern Hipster, or as they are known by their Latin socio-taxonomic name Hipsteronium irono scenesterus eunuchus, is an interesting species. Commonly assumed to be a subspecies of emotius poutypants, there is growing evidence to […]

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