Steve Martin enlightens us with some of the knowledge he’s acquired during his lifetime. In other words, here’s some Bits O’ Wisdom:
- “All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.”
- “I handed in a script last year and the studio didn’t change one word. The word they didn’t change was on page 87.”
- “Don’t have sex, men. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
- “There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.”
- “I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
- “First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”