By Blitz Staff
After seeing enough style-impaired miscreants on the highways, we decided to put our heads together as a group and make a list to upgrade the Metroplex rides. We assembled as Avengers to stop the straddling of the ridiculous and usher in an era of riding the $%&*ing awesome. Oh yes, abide by our rules and Steve McQueen himself will jump out of the grave to give you the congratulatory head nod at the next traffic light. So get ready to lose the chaps and get with the program. This ride is gonna be rough, but you’ll look damn good doing it.
Honda CBR1000RR
Price: $13,800+
Engine: 999cc liquid-cooled inline four-cylinder
Transmission: Close-ratio six-speed
Curb appeal: Hopping off this bike makes you look like Channing Tatum and everyone else look like DJ Qualls…Google him.
Harley Davidson V-Rod Muscle
Price: $15,149+
Engine Torque: 87 ft-lb
Wheelbase: 67 in.
Motor Magnetism: This bike is to hot women what county jail is to Lindsay Lohan.
Kawasaki KFX 450R
Price: $8,299+
Transmission: Five-speed with reverse
Frame: Aluminum double cradle, racing type
Action Traction: Whether you’re on the ground or in the air when you’re on this bike the badass meter is still there.
Suzuki Hayabusa Limited Edition
Price: $14,599+
Chassis: Lightweight and rigid twin-spar aluminum frame
Engine: 1340cc in-line 4-cylinder injected, DOHC liquid-cooled engine
The Fast & The Serious: This bike is so awesome that you look fast just standing next to it.
KTM 500 EXC
Price: $9,399+
Clutch: Wet multi-disc clutch / Brembo hydraulics
Ignition System: Contactless, controlled, fully electronic ignition system with digital ignition timing adjustment
Double Wide Mafia: All the girls will bow to the undisputed king of the trailer park.