NEEDED MONEY FOR CLOTHING?
Even though Drema Setliff, 30, was found and arrested hiding in the electrical closet of the Charleston, W.Va., One Stop convenience store she had just robbed, no strip-search was required. That’s because she had committed this robbery totally nude.
SHE FINALLY GOT EVEN
Each Easter, Stephen Woytack, 74, and his wife visited St. Joseph’s Cemetery in Throop, Pa., to decorate a family grave. This time though something different happened. While Mr. Woytack was kneeling before his mother-in-law’s headstone, it suddenly fell over, killing him.
MOUNTAINS GOT HER JAILED
Ms. Kezia Perkins, age 32, of Greenfield, Wis., was attempting to pull into a handicapped parking space when a 71-year-old woman took the same space. This made Perkins lose her temper, causing her to chest-butt the older woman, knocking her to the ground. While being arrested for assault, she claimed, “It’s not my fault (she) bounced off my big breasts.”
