Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.
I’m not a mean person, but I have a capacity for it.
You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.
