Really Unusual Bizarre & Weird News: April Edition

Photo Courtesy: Sharyn Morrow
Weird news segments from April. Photo Courtesy: Sharyn Morrow

By Andrew J. Hewett

BRA/IQ SAME NUMBER?
A 38-year-old California woman has changed her name to Blondie Bennett (concealing her real name) to sell provocative “Barbie doll” photos of herself, showing new 32JJ breast implants. And, to become as Barbie-doll-brainless as possible, taken 20 hypnotherapy sessions to “help” become more confused and vacant; claiming she recently got lost driving to her own mother’s home.

BLAME THE “ONE” IN THE MIDDLE
After watching a Volkswagen swerve, increasing and decreasing speeds and brake suddenly over a seven-mile stretch, Florida Keys deputies pulled it over. This caused Steffany Miranda, 18, and her sister, Vanessa Miranda, 24, to jump from the car, run around and swap seats; causing both to be arrested under the influence of alcohol.

NOT BY THE HAIR OF HIS…
Jack Harvey, 42, told a Truro Crown Court (UK) they were wrong, wrong, wrong, finding him guilty of drug possession, claiming police planted the drugs they found in his car and home. Not only that, he said a stranger, maybe “some filthy woman,” owned the cocaine and heroin police found taped to his testicles.