March Edition: Hilarious Advice From This Guy

You can trust this man...right?
You can trust this man…right?


Here’s a bit of advice from Blitz Weekly for you guys and girls out there.

1) There’s no problem that a little bit of Duct tape and a deep enough hole won’t fix.

2) Everybody who ever told you that money was the root of evil was broke.

3) Don’t sneak up on a sleeping possum.

4) Better to be drunk than bored.

5) Stay away from women that have a thing for stainless steel poles…unless you’ve got some, then stick around awhile.

6) Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.