The Instagram Codex

Okay, so you’re an adult now. You’re on Instagram. Hashtags can be tricky. Avoid the social media stigmas attributed to these hashtags.

The Gym Guy – #DoYouEvenLiftBro
The Habitual Optimist – #NewYearNewMe
The Douche – #Humblebrag
The Social Media Stalker Guy – #WCW
The Forever Young Guy – #YOLO
The Take Photos of Every Meal Guy – #FoodPorn
The Finally Took A Good Picture Guy – #nofilter
The Desperate Guy – #instagood #tagsforlikes #photooftheday #iphoneonly #follow #instafollow #follow4follow #bestoftheday #instacool #swag #staatigram #friends #igers #happy #followme #instalike #look #20likes #yum #2015 #bestfriend

You know who you are. We know who you are. We hate you.