Scooter Backpack

Scooter Backpack
Designer Gustavo Brenck has figured out an even cooler way not to ever get a date again and be a shoe in for Schmuck of the Year honors by combining a backpack with a scooter. The “Gig Pack” is hailed as “urban transportation” so you can ride it to the porn shop, because you are sure as hell not riding it to any dates.
Price: TBA

Kelvin.23 Super Tool
This pint-sized overachiever will become your new best friend with its ability to fix almost every problem you encounter: loose screws, power outage, something needs hanging, IRS auditing…well ok maybe not the last one. But the 16 screwdriver bits, LED flashlight, liquid level, and tiny hammer should take care of everything else.
Price: $25