By C. Patterson
Over the years us guys have come to acquire a plethora of information and opinions on motorcycles. Here is an overview of that knowledge.
No. 49: Owning a Harley-Davidson instantly makes you a better-looking guy.
No. 845: Marlon Brando in The Wild One made motorcycles the coolest mode of transportation.
No. 6: Not respecting the power of your bike has immediate consequences.
No. 28: You should date a girl with a motorcycle at least once.
No. 607: Deep down we’re all afraid of bumping into the Hell’s Angels, Bandidos, Mongols, Outlaws at a bar.
No. 1,071: Sons of Anarchy is a pretty good depiction of how guys in corporate America think it must be like to own a motorcycle.
No. 294: Not that they were made exclusively for them, but a lot of guys with Ducatis are douches.
No. 385: We assume the guy on a motorcycle in a high-speed chase is going to get away.
No. 311: We still can’t figure out how Batman’s bike in The Dark Knight worked.
No. 12: The Isle of Man race is as terrifying as fighting a blindfolded MMA match with Bruce Lee.
No. 4: Evel Knievel was the greatest man to ever touch a bike.
No. 4.1: Robbie was a disappointment.
No. 4,026: We all would ride a Tron light bike.
No. 508: As cool as you think you look on a Vespa, trust us…you do not.
No. 79: Suzuki makes really-fast bikes.
No. 16: Indian Motorcycles are top tier taste.
No. 722: All the coolest guys on the planet had motorcycles; James Bond, James Dean and Steve McQueen just to name a few.
No. 91: Scorpio Rising…can’t un-see that.
No. 37: Cops on motorcycles get way more respect than cops on bicycles.
No. 14: Yamaha is one of the most recognizable and trusted names in the business.