By Cote Bailey
Here’s a bit of hilarious advice from Blitz Weekly for you guys and girls out there. Follow it…
1) Pull out a coupon on your date and you might as well just drop her off in another guy’s lap.
2) If you see a man drinking whipped cream-flavored Smirnoff take a moment of silence for the loss of his testicles.
3) There’s no such thing as ugly at 4 a.m.
4) If Tinder, OK Cupid, and Snapchat after dark haven’t worked maybe you’re just gonna be stuck masturbating.
5) I’ve never met a Dan that I didn’t want to punch in the face.
6) If you’re growing a lumberjack beard and you work as a barista…do me a favor and change your name to Dan.