I live by ‘earnin’ and burnin’ meaning, I like to make money and spend it before I even have it. That’s the way I live my life.
There’s always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.
Talk to your children at least once a week. If you’ve got time, do it two or three times a week.
Procrastination isn’t just a really long word, it’s a way of life.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
Enjoy the little fun things – like taking your kids to school – before they’re all grown up.