Horrorscopes: July 2015
It’s a new month and nothing will make things worse than reading your Horrorscope. Some of these Horrorscopes might actually happen and if it’s you… that really sucks, but hey; it’s your life and who […]
Advice
Joe Pesci: Bits O’ Wisdom
You don’t say hello to Mr. DeNiro. Show the respect, will ya? I’ve been married three times, but I’ll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife. […]
Horrorscopes: June 2015
It’s a new month and nothing will make things worse than reading your Horrorscope. Some of these Horrorscopes might actually happen and if it’s you… that really sucks, but hey; it’s your life and who […]
Eddie Murphy: Bits O’ Wisdom
The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice. I’m sadistic. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat the shit out of their kids. If all […]
Horrorscopes: May 2015
It’s a new month and nothing will make things worse than reading your Horrorscope. Some of these Horrorscopes might actually happen and if it’s you… that really sucks, but hey; it’s your life and who […]
Horrorscopes: April 2015
It’s a new month and nothing will make things worse than reading your Horrorscope. Some of these Horrorscopes might actually happen and if it’s you… that really sucks, but hey; it’s your life and who […]
Aziz Ansari: Bits O’ Wisdom
I know my fan base is a smart group of people. Your favorite kind of cake can’t be birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. I have never taken […]
Horrorscopes: March 2015
It’s a new month and nothing will make things worse than reading your Horrorscope. Some of these Horrorscopes might actually happen and if it’s you… that really sucks, but hey; it’s your life and who […]
Chelsea Handler: Bits O’ Wisdom
I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be […]
Horrorscopes: February 2015
It’s a new month and nothing will make things worse than reading your Horrorscope. Some of these Horrorscopes might actually happen and if it’s you… that really sucks, but hey; it’s your life and who […]