STRAINED LOVE STAINS TEETH
After Amanda Pollard, 28, was evicted by her boyfriend, Joshua Brewster, on December 1, 2013, she decided to get even. And …was later arrested for putting rat poison in his coffee maker, an uncoated electric blanket wire cord under his mattress and peeing in his mouthwash bottle.
“YOU WANT CREAM IN YOUR ‘TEA’?”
In September, Gwent, Wales, police officer Shaun Jenkins, 36, was reinstated after being fired in 2010 for having sex with a woman while on duty. The court decided Jenkins was on authorized break while “banging away” …which was no more important than stopping for “a spot of tea.” (Investigators fought the appeal, saying Jenkins was out of uniform while on duty. But he swore his gun was still around his ankles while his pants were down.)
HOPE THEY DON’T BUTT HEADS
The London Evening Standard tells of 74-year-old Aparecido Castaldo, who planned to marry at midnight, October 13, 2013, in Brazilian’s city of Jundiai at the Igreja do Diabo. Asked why he was marrying at his age, Castaldo gave several reasons, (1) No sex and she can’t get pregnant. (2) She (Carmelita) doesn’t speak and can’t ask for money to go shopping. (3) Carmelita is a goat.
AND, HE GOT SEVEN YEARS IN PRISON
Soraida Hicks met Bruce Stimon on a flight from Boston to D.C. in late 2011. First friends, then lovers, Stimon gave Hicks an iPhone on his family plan, which allowed him to contact all her friends…telling them she had an STD. Next, he sent videos of them having sex to her Twitter followers; even placing her daughter’s address on prostitute and pornographic websites. Finally, caught slashing Hicks’ tires, he was arrested by Arlington police, his laptop full of evidence inside his car.
HONEYMOON SOAKING THEIR TEETH
Are you a procrastinator, keep putting off something needing done? A couple living north of Asunción, Paraguay, finally got married on October 15, 2013. Odd thing is, it took Martina Lopez, 99, and Jose Manuel Riella, 103, 80 years of “living in sin” to make up their minds to finally tie the knot. (The couple has eight children, 50 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren and 20 great-great grandchildren).
NO “FUN-AND-GAMES” AFTERWARD
San Diego Superior Court Judge Patricia Cookson must have felt romance in the air during court in September. That’s when she volunteered to marry Mr. Danne Desbrow to his fiancée, Destiny, adding she would even serve them homemade cake afterward. Of course she said all this after sentencing Desbrow to a 53-year-to-life term for first-degree murder and threatening a witness.
BRAVO! WHAT AN AUDIENCE!!!
NBC Philadelphia tells of lovers Jennifer Harvey, 41, and Richard McBride, 37, who were caught making love on a bench near a baseball field at Naylors Run Park in Upper Darby. What’s unusual is the passionate couple was arrested by a total of 25 policemen, all riding bicycles.
ALL IN THE FAMILY…SEX?
Wang Pai, 57, of Muling City, China, could hardly wait to meet a woman known to him only as “Lili, age 28”. After chatting with her on a website designed for men and women wanting unobligated sex, they both rushed to meet at a hotel for some quick, lusty fun. Problem was, Lili was shocked to meet Wang, and Wang was shocked to meet Lili, because he was her father-in-law, according to the Daily Star. And, when Lili’s husband, Wang’s son, found out, he knocked two of his wife’s teeth out and beat up his dad.
HE PUMPED UP THE PRICE FOR SEX
A New Jersey lawsuit claims Robert Lindsay, a former Coldwell Banker real estate agent and past president of the Passaic County Board of Realtors, listed a North New Jersey home far above market value. Why? A hidden security camera showed his reason to slow sales. It was a nice place to often go and have sex with fellow agent Jeanne Marie Phelan.