DADDY HAD HIS HANDS FULL
Michael Niccole, a plastic surgeon in California, allowed his 10-year-old adopted daughter, Charm, to have cosmetic procedures. Now, 15 years later, Barcroft Media reports, Charm and her sister, Brittani, both 25, have gone under their father’s knife multiple times — getting breast augmentations and Botox injections. Charm says, “Since I had my boob job all my friends tell me that I look great.”
“GRAB YOUR ANKLES, BOY”
David Eckert, 54, filed a lawsuit against police and doctors in Deming, New Mexico, in August 2013, after being pulled over for failing to come to a complete stop while exiting a Walmart parking lot. After a police dog sniffed the car seat where his butt had been, Eckert was taken to a hospital and forced to undergo eight drug searches – including digital penetration of his anus, three enemas, two X-rays and a colonoscopy.
HE GOT “LAID” THE WRONG WAY
Ed Orris entered his 86-year-old grandfather, Johnny Orris, in a Howard Stern Show radio contest called “I Want To Get My Grandpa Laid,” and the old man won sex with two prostitutes at the famous Bunny Ranch in Nevada. Unfortunately, after meeting the two beautiful girls, old man Orris went out to eat and choked to death on a steak. But, under the circumstances, the owner of Bunny Ranch, Dennis Hof, let young Ed use his grandfather’s coupon with one of the women.