Norm MacDonald: Bits O’ Wisdom

Norm MacDonald drops some knowledge bombs on you. Photo Courtesy: Alec Klickesess
Norm MacDonald drops some knowledge bombs on you. Photo Courtesy: Alec Klickesess

There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.

With the computer and stuff, the difference between a rich guy and a poor guy, to me, is nothing.

Note to self… Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.

You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?

Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.