By Blitz Weekly Staff – @BlitzWeekly
Pour a cold one and grab a seat Inside the Inebriated Actors Studio and take a look back at some of the most outrageously alcohol infused cinematic creations that you would fail a sobriety test just by looking at them.
Drunken Master (1978)
The classic Yuen Woo-ping film that made little known Jackie Chan a superstar had its fair share of split liquor. What’s funnier than the town drunk? Watching the town drunk kung-fu kick people in the face.
Before Katy Perry’s ex-husband desecrated this movie, Arthur was our favorite booze-filled multimillionaire, who took bubble baths with a top hat (you’d be surprised how long that list actually is)
National Lampoon’s Animal House (1978)
This gem of American cinema has contributed to the retirement plans of liquor store owners everywhere. John Belushi and the members of Delta Tau Chi are the benchmark for drunken degenerates in institutions of higher learning. Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothin’.
Old School (2003)
This movie taught us that if we drink enough maybe just maybe one day we could be in a frat with Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, and Vince Vaughn, but don’t let Will drink or he’ll go streaking through the quad.
The Hangover (2009)
What happens in Vegas…becomes the best get totally beyond comprehension-plastered movie of all-time. There are stripper marriages, Mike Tyson cameos, and naked angry Chinese gangsters jumping out of trunks, and casino card counting. You know, all the things we did last Tuesday.