TWITTER NOW: I SCREWED UP?
A Mansfield, Texas, teenager was fired from a local pizza parlor the day before she started work. This happened after she tweeted, “Ew I start this f*** a** job tomorrow.” Another employee alerted Robert Waple, the owner of Jet’s Pizza, of the offensive tweet and Waple responded with a tweet of his own: “And….no you don’t start that FA job today! I just fired you! Good luck with your no money, no job life!”
SOME WRONGLY SUCK
Automatic vacuums needing no human operator have become very popular. The U.S. firm iRobot alone has sold more than 10 million. But they’re not perfect. After falling asleep on the floor, a 52-year-old South Korean woman named Yoon awoke in great pain and called the Changwon city fire department. Her vacuum had confused her hair for fluff. It took the crew half an hour to disassemble the machine and free her.
WRONG END DUMB BUTT SELFIE
Donald Harrison, 22, was so proud he’d escaped assault charges for hitting a Beaver County, Pa., woman, he took a selfie from inside his Greyhound get-away bus. Then, adding a message he was headed for South Carolina, he posted it on Facebook. After his arrest along the route, a local police chief stated, “We like it when dumb criminals assist us.”