10. Estelle - Kickass style. Even better voice.

9. Samantha Ronson - Not really. I’m just making sure you’re paying attention. Does she get any points for having Lindsay Lohan stink on her, though? No? Okay.

8. Kelly LeBrock - I know she’s damn near 50, but when Wyatt & Gary got to create the ideal woman--this is what came out. “She burps and it’s like charming.”

7. Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham - Two words: sexy robot.

7b. Catherine Zeta-Jones - Two words: sexy mom.

6. Cheryl Cole - She’s famous for singing in a contrived-for-television bubblegum pop band, but take a look at her pictures, and you’ll forgive her too.

5. Keira Knightley - Could stand to gain a few pounds, but I’d rather see a Keira-sized British chick than a Winslet-sized British chick.

4. Layla Kayleigh - She gained my attention as the backstage hostess of America’s Best Dance Crew. She has since married a radio jock (bonus points) and is now pregnant with his child (minus points).

3. Emily Blunt - Got on my radar in Devil Wears Prada and hasn’t let me down since. She makes the accent look good.

2. Kate Beckinsale - Remember the leather bodysuit in Underworld? ‘Nuff said.

1. Abbey Clancy - She was runner-up in England’s version of Next Top Model, but she later starred in a U.S. reality show on VH1. Google her. With lotion.