Hot Heads

These guys and gals need to learn to relax a bit. After all, it’s just a game and you’re super rich, so…what’s the problem?

Ray Lewis – This guy is a 36-year-old linebacker still hitting guys like they deflowered his daughter on prom night. Google this dude’s starting lineup dance, it’s some scary sh*t.
Steve Downie – Speaking of the clinically insane. Take a look at the Tampa Bay Lightning’s winger who is known for extreme temper flares then full on eruptions. How can you be that hot headed when you work on ice? Ironic.
Vicente Padilla – This founding father of the ‘doucheoisie’ has pegged 106 batters in his career thus far. Ol’ bean a batter Padilla is also known to carry a gun – hopefully not on the mound because he’s pretty accurate from there.
Ndamukong Suh – Mr. Suh has never met a head he wouldn’t stomp. The holder of the most fines for illegal hits, Ndamukong could single-handedly pay the NFL’s office supplies bill for the entire year.
Danica Patrick – The first lady of NASCAR has had quite a history of “laying the smackdown” just ask Milko Duno.
Milton Bradley – Don’t let the name fool you this guys no family friendly board game company. Now that I think of it, he’s kind of an a*shole. Bradley throws balls and bottles at fans, fights umpires and reporters and threatens to kill his wife. Allegedly.
Kevin Garnett – Mr. Garnett tends to take trash talking a bit far once calling an opponent a “cancer patient.”
John Daly – One of the most hilarious guys to ever step foot on the green. His antics and meltdowns are a thing of legend.
Serena Williams – Hmmm let’s see, how can we put this? We’re just gonna come right out and say it “If I could, I would take this f*cking ball and shove it down your f*cking throat!” Classic Serena. Circa 2009.

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