The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice.
I’m sadistic. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat the shit out of their kids.
If all else fails, kick him in the ding-ding.
Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.
Bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, “Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?” And the rabbit says, “No.” So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.