They are rich. They are beautiful. They are really stupid sometimes. Bask in the glory of the brain activity deprived.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a
man and a woman.”
Britney Spears: “I get to go overseas places, like Canada!”
Shaquille O’Neal (answering the question of whether he visited the Parthenon while in
Greece): “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.”
Tara Reid: “I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right know. She’s looking like a rock scientist.”
Gwyneth Paltrow: “I am convinced that by eating biological foods it is possible to avoid a tumor.”
Nicole Richie: “When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes
under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.”
R. Kelly: “All of the sudden, you’re like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I’m going through.”
Donald Trump: “Part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
Snooki (On partying too hard): “Why did I wake up in a garbage can?”
Jessica Simpson: “I’m not anorexic, I’m from Texas.”