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  • Andy Samberg drops some knowledge bombs on you. Photo Courtesy: David Shankbone

    Andy Samberg: Bits O’ Wisdom

    If I had a penny for every strange look I’ve gotten from strangers on the street I’d...

  • One of favorite spots for catering our office lunch parties. Photo Courtesy: David M. Goehring

    Horrorscopes: July 2015

    It’s a new month and nothing will make things worse than reading your Horrorscope. Some of these...

  • Joe Pesci drops some knowledge bombs on you. Photo Courtesy: yausser

    Joe Pesci: Bits O’ Wisdom

    You don’t say hello to Mr. DeNiro. Show the respect, will ya? I’ve been married three times,...

  • Talk about a bad case of the Mondays, wait till he reads his horrorscope. Photo Courtesy: JD Hancock

    Horrorscopes: June 2015

    It’s a new month and nothing will make things worse than reading your Horrorscope. Some of these...

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    May’s Unusual Bizarre & Weird News

    By Andrew J. Hewett TWITTER NOW: I SCREWED UP? A Mansfield, Texas, teenager was fired from a...

  • Tina Fey drops some knowledge bombs on you. Photo Courtesy: David Shankbone

    Eddie Murphy: Bits O’ Wisdom

    The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice. I’m sadistic. I go...

  • Life Online: You never know what you're going to get.

    Life Online

    By Chris Sick It had taken a little more than two months from the first messages exchanged...

  • Yep... your your scintillating wordplay at its finest. Photo Courtesy: Jorfer

    Horrorscopes: May 2015

    It’s a new month and nothing will make things worse than reading your Horrorscope. Some of these...

  • Tina Fey drops some knowledge bombs on you. Photo Courtesy: Gage Skidmore

    Tina Fey: Bits O’ Wisdom

    Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of. To say I’m...

  • So there's Waldo taking a selfie! Photo Courtesy: Steve Baker

    Horrorscopes: April 2015

    It’s a new month and nothing will make things worse than reading your Horrorscope. Some of these...