Horrorscopes: February 2016

February 29, 2016

It’s a new month and nothing will make things worse than reading your Horrorscope. Some of these Horrorscopes might actually happen and if it’s you… that really sucks, but hey; it’s your life and who […]

Ian Desmond signs with the Texas Rangers

February 29, 2016

By Alex Al-Kazzaz The Texas Rangers and Ian Desmond have agreed to terms on a one-year deal worth $8 million pending a physical examination. Desmond, 30, was previously with the Washington Nationals, and he’s pretty much played […]

Denver Nuggets Finding Fools Gold This Week!

February 29, 2016

By Da’Vince “Dino” Wright Denver Nuggets Overall Record: 23-36 The Denver Nuggets went 1-2 this week with their only win being against the Clippers, but lost to the Kings and Mavericks in close games. Let’s […]

Dallas Stars Struggle at the End of the Month

February 29, 2016

By Stephen Elliott Things can change quickly in a month, even in the shortest month of the year. The Stars started February hot winning seven out of eight games with convincing wins against Chicago and Washington. Since […]

Yovani Gallardo, Orioles agree to two-year contract

February 26, 2016

By Alex Gustafson The Baltimore Orioles have agreed to a two-year, $22 million contract with Yovani Gallardo. The contract includes a team option for 2018. ESPN reported Saturday that Gallardo and the Orioles had agreed to […]

Pot, Meet Kettle

February 26, 2016

By Paul A. Esquivel Imagine if 12 years ago someone told you that the pompous douche bag with the toupee on TV who says “You’re fired!” not only would just run for leader of our […]

Blitz Babe Janelle

February 26, 2016

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If the Presidential Candidates were Rock Stars!

February 25, 2016

By Peter Gerstenzang Last night, after listening to the radio, watching CNN and eating chalupas at Taco Bell, I had a very strange dream. I imagined all the presidential candidates had turned into legendary rock […]

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